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gurl imma have to call you back
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OH MY GOD THIS oh my god OH MY GOD
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
argh
trying to find a date to this wedding is turning out to harder then i thought..
Type your first name in. Just do it.
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shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
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my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
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the awesome moment when…
Take Charge Indy, the horse that ran in the Kentucky Derby, is coming into your work tomorrow to have surgery, and you’ll get to not only meet him but watch the surgery.
is this real life?
